Oh, right. Yes, I forgot. Yeah, don’t panic, Cywren. You can hear me now. You weren’t old enough before, you couldn’t hear me, but I was always there.
Who am I? Wow, you really don’t remember, do you? I’m Jordan. I’m the voice in your head. I just pop in occasionally, check on how you’re doing, occasionally make suggestions… basically I just ramble on while you do your stuff.
No, this is not a dream. You are definitely not dreaming.
No, I’m not imaginary, I’m just… in your head. Like your conscious, or something.
No, you’re not crazy.
No, no, stop that- No, don’t do that- Hey, hey, I’m talking to you!
Cywren, listen to me! I am real!
Please? Just hear me out, okay?
Thank you. As I was saying, I knew a friend of a relative of yours.
Yeah, no one you’d know. I’ll tell you about it sometime.
Of course not! I’m here to help.
What do you mean, “how?” I can do things too, y’know!
Like, uh… Look, I’ll make a deal with you, okay? You help me and I help you. We’ll pool our resources, together we’ll be unstoppable!
What? Of course I’m not crazy! Sure, once I thought I was a unicorn, but…
Hey, what the- Oh, ha ha, very funny, Isaac.
Hmm? Oh, Isaac? Well, he’s my brother. Yes, I have a brother. I do have a family, y’know. Speaking of which, I’d better get going. Dinner’ probably ready right now. I hope it’s Mac ‘n Cheese. I’ll see you in a while.